Saying ‘I notice you’re a nerd’ is like saying, ‘Hey, I notice that you’d rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you’d rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?’ In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even ‘lame’ is kind of lame. Saying ‘You’re lame’ is like saying ‘You walk with a limp.’ Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he’s done all right for himself.

John Green (via feellng)

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

godblesstyleroakley:

2srooky:

andystjohn:

'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago

hey hey
you you
i don’t like your fun fact

No way
No way
I think you need to stop that

MAKE ME CHOOSE: Narcus or Troyler? (asked by anonymous)

"Finally getting sloppy with my fiancé @tyleroakley #itsaboutdamntime"

tyleroakley:

heyitsmaya11:

This is to every single person that helped make this possible. I haven’t been able to announce it until tonight, but Tyler saw the video and the prom thing. He unfortunately can’t make it to prom because he is busy the weekend of, but he invited me tonight to meet him. It was everything I could imagine and more. He is the most charismatic, kind, gentle and funny guy you will ever come to meet. Thank you to the 2000+ who helped spread this around. It was unbelievably humbling to see so many people willing to help me. He filled in the blank bubble, and I will never ever forget this night. Thank you. If you have a dream, chase it… I didn’t want to let mine only remain a fantasy. 
Twitter: @BostonOakley

So great meeting you, things like this are the reason I do what I do. Have fun at Prom! Whoever you go with - a date or your friends - they’re lucky to have you!

tyleroakley:

heyitsmaya11:

This is to every single person that helped make this possible. I haven’t been able to announce it until tonight, but Tyler saw the video and the prom thing. He unfortunately can’t make it to prom because he is busy the weekend of, but he invited me tonight to meet him. It was everything I could imagine and more. He is the most charismatic, kind, gentle and funny guy you will ever come to meet. Thank you to the 2000+ who helped spread this around. It was unbelievably humbling to see so many people willing to help me. He filled in the blank bubble, and I will never ever forget this night. Thank you. If you have a dream, chase it… I didn’t want to let mine only remain a fantasy.
Twitter: @BostonOakley

So great meeting you, things like this are the reason I do what I do. Have fun at Prom! Whoever you go with - a date or your friends - they’re lucky to have you!